Boredom Creates Such Interesting Conversations

Okay, so I was thinking about things, and talking to some of my friends because we are all getting completely sick of the whole relationship thing, so we came up with a list of ten things that guys should not do under any circumstances.

#1- Don't ever establish a friends with benefits relationship with a girl and then decide to do little "tests" to see if she wants more.

#2- Don't tell a girl you aren't dating her friend ten minutes before you hook up with her, then hook up with her friend who you supposedly aren't dating the next day.

#3- Never call a girl a slut or other such names behind her back, and act like her best friend the next day- - -It just infuriates the people that you told she was a slut, and makes you seem two-faced.

#4- Don't ever lead a girl on. Ever. Not only does it make you a bastard, it's immature. IF you don't have the same feelings she does, be man enough to tell her. We will get over it, and probably respect you more for telling the truth. Trust me.

#5- Just a little piece of advice for you: GIRLS TALK!! In other words, don't go try to hook up with two good friends. You WILL get bitched out for trying to be a player.

#6- Don't date a girl just because you feel bad for her. That's just low, no matter how nice you are.

#7- Don't treat a girl different if you find out she has a crush on you. Especially if you were friends before.

#8- Don't assume that a girl is going to sit by her phone all day waiting for your call. We're not all that pathetic, we have lives too.

#9- If you have feelings for a girl, TELL HER....don't hide behind your ego. We know what it's like to be scared of rejection.

#10- And last but not least, be honest with girls. We can't say that enough. There are way too many guys out there who lie to girls. Things will inevitably turn out better in the end if you tell the truth.

Don't worry, I didn't understand some of them, either. ;)