School is Bullshit
Ok, so I know my blog has become overtaken by lists lately. I promise, this is TOTALLY the last one. I felt the need to compose this one and got much input from a LOT of people. So this is the result. And feel free to comment and add to the list, heaven knows there are many more that could be added.
Things I Learned My First Year in College
1. People fucking suck.
2. Sometimes the smallest, oldest restaurants have the best food.
3. 4 AM is not a good time to start a ten page paper.
4. Little packets of sugar stolen from the cafeteria make good snacks. (note: this was added while said person was downing about 19 of said packs lol)
5. I'm addicted to horror movies.
6. Google rocks.
7. Eating is TOTALLY optional.
8. Falling into panther falls at 430 AM in the middle of November after having not slept for two days isn't exactly good for your body.
9. Seniors in college can be just as immature as freshman in highschool.
10. Campus doctors don't know crap.
11. Pain pills are fun.
12. Leather couches rock.
13. Ben and Jerry should always be a part of your life.
14. Starbucks coffee should be allowed EVERYWHERE.
15. Smacking your computer won't fix it, no matter how hard you try.
16. There's no such thing as a good time to go to bed.
17. Roommates suck.
18. People don't know how to stay the hell out of someone else's life.
19. Most people are huge hypocrites.
20. Money SHOULD grow on trees.
21. Parents need to learn to let go.
22. Song lyrics make great away messages.
23. Relationships suck.
24. There's no such thing as "friends with benefits"
25. People can't be trusted.
26. Feelings are intensified when you're away from home.
27. Random roadtrips rock.
28. The phrase "you don't know what you've got until it's gone," is totally true.
29. True friends don't come along very often, but when they do, they'll always be there for you.
30. SVU is literally well-known as hell on Earth.
Things I Learned My First Year in College
1. People fucking suck.
2. Sometimes the smallest, oldest restaurants have the best food.
3. 4 AM is not a good time to start a ten page paper.
4. Little packets of sugar stolen from the cafeteria make good snacks. (note: this was added while said person was downing about 19 of said packs lol)
5. I'm addicted to horror movies.
6. Google rocks.
7. Eating is TOTALLY optional.
8. Falling into panther falls at 430 AM in the middle of November after having not slept for two days isn't exactly good for your body.
9. Seniors in college can be just as immature as freshman in highschool.
10. Campus doctors don't know crap.
11. Pain pills are fun.
12. Leather couches rock.
13. Ben and Jerry should always be a part of your life.
14. Starbucks coffee should be allowed EVERYWHERE.
15. Smacking your computer won't fix it, no matter how hard you try.
16. There's no such thing as a good time to go to bed.
17. Roommates suck.
18. People don't know how to stay the hell out of someone else's life.
19. Most people are huge hypocrites.
20. Money SHOULD grow on trees.
21. Parents need to learn to let go.
22. Song lyrics make great away messages.
23. Relationships suck.
24. There's no such thing as "friends with benefits"
25. People can't be trusted.
26. Feelings are intensified when you're away from home.
27. Random roadtrips rock.
28. The phrase "you don't know what you've got until it's gone," is totally true.
29. True friends don't come along very often, but when they do, they'll always be there for you.
30. SVU is literally well-known as hell on Earth.
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y dont u just get over it
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