Happy Turkey Day!!

Did I mention I hate the holidays? Anyway so I was bored so I looked up some funny Thanksgiving quotes...so enjoy.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts---Arnold Schwarzenegger

What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?--- Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants---Kevin James

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often---Johnny Carson

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."